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Top 10 Signs You May Not Be Reading the Bible Enough

  • 10. When the preacher announces the sermon is from Galatians… you check the table of contents.
  • 9. You think Abraham, Isaac and Jacob may have had a few hit songs during the 60’s.
  • 8. You open to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII Savings Bond falls out.
  • 7. Your favorite Old Testament patriarch is… Hercules.
  • 6. A small family of woodchucks has taken up residence in Psalms.
  • 5. You become frustrated because Charlton Heston isn’t listed in either the concordance or the table of contents.
  • 4. Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, you demand, “Who gave you this stuff?”
  • 3. You think the “minor” prophets worked in the quarries.
  • 2. You keep falling for it every time your pastor tells you to turn to First Condominiums.
  • 1. Kids keep asking too many questions about your bedtime story: “Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors.”

Courtesy of Mike Kelly