#FiveWordsToRuinADate was trending on Twitter yesterday, and the circles I swim in had (possibly too much) fun with it. Below are some favorites, with a few contributions of my own:
“I hate Christopher Nolan’s films.” #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Ruben Cardenas (@IamRubenC) January 13, 2015
But then I joined CrossFit. #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Sammy Rhodes (@sammyrhodes) January 14, 2015
Joel Osteen is so insightful #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Jennifer Guo (@jenniferguo) January 14, 2015
“My ex is in labor” #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Lisa Cooper (@LaLaLisaCooper) January 13, 2015
“Infant baptism? Are you Catholic?” #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Corey P. (@InkSlinger9) January 13, 2015
I’m a Social Justice Warrior. #FiveWordsToRuinADate — HudsonHawk (@mxbx) January 13, 2015
Small crackers and grape juice. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Corey P. (@InkSlinger9) January 14, 2015
I do not read books #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Joshua (@benNuwn) January 14, 2015
@InkSlinger9 “Liturgy is from the pagans” #FiveWordsToRuinADate (A Presbyterian actually said this to me. I was ashamed.) — TJ Draper (@tjdraperpro) January 13, 2015
“Ron Swanson? Who is he?” #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Corey P. (@InkSlinger9) January 13, 2015
“@FreeMarketKev: #FiveWordsToRuinADate Who will build the roads?”
— Zachary (@ZacharyBrianLee) January 14, 2015
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