From my review of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, now published on MovieByte:
You thought you knew him. America’s 16th President. The Great Emancipator. Writer of the Gettysburg Address. Wearer of top hat and chin curtain beard. But as he declares in the opening lines of this film, “However history remembers me, if it remembers me at all, it shall only remember a fraction of the truth.”
The rest of the truth is this — Honest Abe was a vampire hunter, driven to action by his mother’s death at the hands (or should I say teeth) of the undead. Bet you didn’t learn that in history class.
And before we go any further, I may as well make an introduction: Abraham Van Helsing, meet Abraham Lincoln. You two should get along just fine together. Continue reading —>